fr0styishere Scores 167.68, Buries samtheearth by 72 Points

Game by game

Gibbs me a Woody 110.62, hurts to watch 101.22. KingJeevs won by 9.4 thanks to Nico Collins and his 30.8. That’s the good news. The bad news is Kenyon Sadiq posted a zero in the lineup. coledawg got 24.9 from T.J. Hockenson, but Emeka Egbuka gave back just 3.3. Both managers left points on the table, and we’ll get to that.

I have a scheme 132.18, Andthony Borrdain 116.18. johnwarzecha rode Bijan Robinson’s 27.7 to a 16 point win. That makes three straight wins for I have a scheme. DJ Moore did nothing with 2.7. m4n4s got 19.3 from RJ Harvey. Then there’s Jauan Jennings. m4n4s picked him up this week and started him. He scored 1.8. Rough.

And Your Raven Can Sing 165.18, Williams’ Wiener Circle 161.06. The game of the week. Fujetus won by 4.12 because Tetairoa McMillan exploded for 45.2. D00zer scored 161.06, the third highest total of the week, and still lost. Kyren Williams put up 36.7. David Montgomery put up 4.3. Dalton Kincaid nearly cost Fujetus the game with 1.7.

Deshaun’s Happy Ending 140.14, UC Barkley 113.42. parinkashyap1 won by 26.72 behind CeeDee Lamb’s 41.3. TreVeyon Henderson managed 4.2. ritvik got 25.8 from Zay Flowers but started Ladd McConkey, who scored zero and now sits on the injury report as Out.

HarriZyn & JaxZyn Darts 142.00, Golden Showers 132.82. rafaelcbb won by 9.18 with Kyle Monangai leading the way at 28. Parker Washington chipped in a sad 2. DumberBell got 22.7 from Jonathan Taylor and 6.1 from Bucky Irving. The real story here lives on the Golden Showers bench.

from puka, 2000 years ago 167.68, Riceman szn 🥶🧊👌🏽 95.30. Total demolition. fr0styishere won by 72.38, the biggest margin of the week. Kenneth Walker led with 30.9. samtheearth scored the lowest total in the league at 95.3. Sam LaPorta did his part with 22.4, but Rashee Rice scored zero for a team literally named after him.

Player of the week

Tetairoa McMillan, 45.2 points for And Your Raven Can Sing. Nobody in the league topped it. Fujetus won by 4.12, so McMillan basically won that game alone.

Bust of the week

Rashee Rice, 0 points for Riceman szn 🥶🧊👌🏽. samtheearth named the team after him, started him, and got nothing back in a 72.38 point loss. Kenyon Sadiq and Ladd McConkey also posted zeros, but only one of them has a team named in their honor.

Bench blunders

Three managers lost games their benches would have won.

DumberBell hurts the most. Golden Showers left 29.4 points on the bench, including Emanuel Wilson with 27. The optimal lineup scored 162.22. HarriZyn & JaxZyn Darts scored 142. You lost by 9.18, DumberBell. Wilson alone covers that.

coledawg left 25.6 on the bench with DK Metcalf sitting there with 16.5. The best lineup for hurts to watch was 126.82, well above the 110.62 KingJeevs scored.

D00zer left 19.6 on the bench, with Rome Odunze at 15.4. The optimal lineup hit 180.66. You lost by 4.12. Ouch.

Worst coach goes to KingJeevs. Gibbs me a Woody left 31.9 points on the bench, the most in the league, with Carnell Tate scoring 21.5 as a backup. KingJeevs won anyway, so consider this a warning.

samtheearth benched Kirk Cousins and his 22.6. Cousins was a fresh pickup, too. It wouldn’t have saved a 72 point loss, but still.

Coach of the week goes to fr0styishere. from puka, 2000 years ago left only 7.34 on the bench, the lowest in the league, while scoring the most points. That’s how you do it.

Stock up and stock down

Stock up.

Williams’ Wiener Circle jumped three spots to 7th in the power rankings despite the loss. D00zer has 357.72 points over the last three weeks.

from puka, 2000 years ago climbed two spots to 5th, with 392.84 over the last three. A 167.68 week helps.

Deshaun’s Happy Ending moved up two to 9th. parinkashyap1 has 373.16 over three weeks and jumped four spots in the standings to 8th.

Stock down.

Riceman szn 🥶🧊👌🏽 fell five spots to 11th, the biggest drop of the week. samtheearth sits at 1 and 3 and has faced 573.84 points, the most in the league.

Andthony Borrdain slid two spots to 3rd. m4n4s still has 446.22 points over the last three weeks, so this team isn’t dead. Just stumbling.

Gibbs me a Woody won and still dropped two spots to 6th. KingJeevs has 401.7 over the last three. Maybe start the guy who scores 21.5 next time.

Transactions

fr0styishere spent the week spinning in circles. from puka, 2000 years ago added Tyreek Hill and Mack Hollins. They also dropped and re added Makai Lemon, Tre’ Harris, and Will Reichard. Then they picked up kicker Evan McPherson, who scored 5. Busy week. It worked out fine, so we’ll allow it.

parinkashyap1 dropped De’Von Achane and added nobody in that move. Bold call. Deshaun’s Happy Ending also added Brycen Tremayne separately.

D00zer made three moves. Williams’ Wiener Circle added Keaton Mitchell for Jahdae Walker, Pat Bryant for Tyler Allgeier, and Noah Fant for Oronde Gadsden.

DumberBell added Sam Darnold and dropped Brian Thomas.

samtheearth swapped Baker Mayfield for Kirk Cousins, then benched Cousins in his 22.6 point week.

m4n4s added Jauan Jennings for Antonio Williams and got 1.8 points for the trouble. Andthony Borrdain also swapped the Saints defense for the Bears.

rafaelcbb dropped the Bills for the Packers on waivers, then grabbed the Bills right back by dropping the Giants.

Fujetus dropped Jayden Reed and added Matt Gay in separate moves.

Nobody got burned by a dropped player scoring for someone else this week.

Injury report

UC Barkley takes the worst hit. Saquon Barkley and Ladd McConkey are both Out. Yes, the team named UC Barkley is down its Barkley, ritvik.

D00zer loses Ja’Marr Chase, who is Out for Williams’ Wiener Circle.

rafaelcbb has Kyle Monangai and Tee Higgins listed as Questionable for HarriZyn & JaxZyn Darts.

johnwarzecha has Jeremiyah Love and DJ Moore listed as Questionable for I have a scheme.

fr0styishere has Mack Hollins and Alvin Kamara listed as Questionable for from puka, 2000 years ago.

Lamar Jackson is Questionable for Fujetus and And Your Raven Can Sing.

Chase McLaughlin is Questionable for KingJeevs and Gibbs me a Woody.

Rashee Rice is Questionable for samtheearth and Riceman szn 🥶🧊👌🏽.

Fantasy news

Emanuel Wilson ranks third in adds across Sleeper with 1,617,408. DumberBell already owns him and benched him for 27 points. Start him.

Keaton Mitchell shows up at 761,283 adds. D00zer grabbed him this week. Kirk Cousins sits at 709,248 adds, and samtheearth already has him. Romeo Doubs has 650,040 adds and scored 23.8 on rafaelcbb’s bench.

Keon Coleman leads all adds at 3,876,030. Dohnte Meyers, Will Shipley, Roman Wilson, Brian Robinson, and the Jaguars defense also made the list. Check your waiver wire. ritvik needs running backs with Barkley Out, so Shipley or Robinson should be the first look if they’re free.

On the drop side, three of our guys made the list. Jauan Jennings ranks third in drops with 436,695, and m4n4s just added him. Kenyon Sadiq shows up at 399,330 after his zero for KingJeevs. Chase McLaughlin, also on Gibbs me a Woody, sits at 332,264 drops. KingJeevs has some thinking to do.

Next week

Andthony Borrdain vs Gibbs me a Woody. Pick m4n4s, ranked 3rd with 446.22 over the last three.

And Your Raven Can Sing vs hurts to watch. Pick Fujetus. coledawg ranks 12th with 326.6 over three weeks, the lowest in the league.

I have a scheme vs Deshaun’s Happy Ending. Pick johnwarzecha, ranked 2nd with a league high 457.66 over the last three.

Williams’ Wiener Circle vs HarriZyn & JaxZyn Darts. Pick rafaelcbb, the top power ranked team at 3 and 1.

UC Barkley vs Riceman szn 🥶🧊👌🏽. Both teams sit at 1 and 3. Pick samtheearth, with 370.6 over three weeks against ritvik’s 347.08.

from puka, 2000 years ago vs Golden Showers. Pick fr0styishere at 3 and 1 over DumberBell at 1 and 3.